Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
