There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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