Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
