can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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