North Korea, Best Korea!
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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