Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Dick very happy bro
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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