That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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