I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
How does it feel to date your dad?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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