I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I need a beard to bite.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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