cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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