Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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