We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Dignity is for republicans.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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