You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Randomize
