That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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