She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You're like the curious george of whores
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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