i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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