I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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