3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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