i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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