Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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