Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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