The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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