Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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