butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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