I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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