I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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