i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
tonight lets celebrate not being married
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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