well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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