Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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