Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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