spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
im on a boat
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