The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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