I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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