You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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