I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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