So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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