oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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