their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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