A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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