what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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