Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She even gives head with a lisp.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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