things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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