My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
