i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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