the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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