stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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