If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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