i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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