I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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