The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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