You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
