I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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