Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
