You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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